RAWR

The title of this post is RAWR because that was the noise I made when I got completely and utterly HOSED last night by none other than Cynthia, the Sinnoh region champion. (Sidenote: I'm playing through Diamond version which is WONDERFUL.) Now, for starters, I can't complain too much about my defeat because of the following reasons:
Cynthia is the Champion. She's suppossed to be really tough. I am only using a team of 5 Pokemon (plus Dialga who doesn't really count because I don't use it unless I need to use Revives or something... :D ) that are woefully underleveled for the Elite Four because I got impatient with training.

My team consists of the following: Luxray, Staraptor, Empoleon, Lucario and Garchomp. Pretty much fantastic, right? HOWEVER, one of many reasons as to why I lost is because my highest leveled Pokemon at the time was only 54. Cynthia's Garchomp is level 66. The WEAKEST Pokemon in the entire Elite Four is Aaron's Dustox which I think is level 53... 52? 54? WHATEVER. Still as strong as my strongest. Regardless, type advantages and an unfair amount of items will do the trick!

WELL, both the Ground trainer lady (whose name is Bertha I believe??? BERTHA? Who names their child Bertha? Furthermore, I swear she looks like a clone of Agatha from Generation 1. Look it up. FACT.) and the Psychic dude (whose name is Lucian I believe?) are particularly tough to beat with my assembled team of assemblage... Yes. However, I won regardless. On to the pressing matter of me yelling RAWR after my tussle with Cynthia. (Sidenote: I'm all for female Champions. Cynthia is the first. She looks and acts like a boss. Her team is amazing and I respect her estrogen. Spelling??? WHATEVER. You get the point. Hoo ra women's rights! And Pokemon! Yay Pokemon!)

First, I defeated Cynthia's pesky Spiritomb no problem with Dialga (I swear this is the only time I actually use it to fight things whatsoever. Spiritomb is stupid and annoying and has no weaknesses and yeah). Next she used Garchomp which I found rather interesting that she would use her strongest Pokemon second... Whatever. I threw out Staraptor to activate Intimidate to make it not bend me over completely. Weakened it a bit with Brave Bird until Staraptor died/fainted/whatever. Then threw out my Garchomp to finish the job no problemo. Then came Lucario which I killed very easily with a Dig by Garchomp (after using Potions and the like). Sounds good thus far, right? Half done, only one Pokemon dead, havn't been bent over yet. All is right with the Pokemon universe. Then came Milotic. Although gloriously pretty, VERY difficult to murder. HERE COMES THE START OF MY UTTER FRUSTRATION. I choose to engage in battle with Empoleon as Milotic's moveset is Surf, Ice Beam, Aqua Ring, and Mirror Coat. Smart enough not to use Surf, I used Drill Peck repeatedly (after using X Attack which I NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER use ever. Seriously. I think battle items are a wild waste of money and time and I never use them ever. Except for right now. Quite possibly the only time I've ever used a battle item like that.) Anyways, I'm doin fine until Milotic decides to hit me with Surf for a critical hit. Sigh. OK, Empoleon can take another hit without dying, no problem. UNLESS IT'S ANOTHER CRITICAL. LIKE THAT. OK. CRAP. EMPOLEON DIED. No matter! I'll use a Thunder Fang from Luxray! He can take a hit no problem! UNLESS IT'S A THIRD CRITICAL HIT IN A ROW. WHAT THE HECK!?!?!?!? THREE!?!?!?!? IN A ROW!?!?!?!?!?? (This is not where the RAWR comes in. That comes later). SO, I'm down to three Pokemon very quickly. My Lucario does a bit of damage to Milotic but can't get the job done. Down to two left. Shoot! Out goes Dialga to use Revives and such. Back comes Staraptor with half of it's health in tact. Brave Bird........ and Milotic dies a glorious death :D YAY! 2 on 2 now. This is exciting. Out comes Gastrodon. Hmm... I'll weaken it with a few more Brave Birds. Then Staraptor dies but Gastrodon is nearly dead. Go Garchomp! I take a few Muddy Waters to the face... AND BOTH ARE CRITICAL HITS SO I'M AT 12 HEALTH. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. (still no RAWR yet!). I use revive, back comes Staraptor with half of it's health, Garchomp dies. (Sidenote: at this point, I still have no idea what Cynthia's last Pokemon is. I didn't cheat to look it up. I promise. Seriously. Had no idea). Brave Bird, Gastrodon dies a glorious death (Sidenote: in this battle, Cynthia is out of Full Restores. I couldn't remember when she used them but she used them all up! WOOT). Staraptor has maybe a quarter of it's health left... Out comes Cynthia's last Pokemon... and it's... ROSERADE! HA! WIN! IT'S A GRASS TYPE! I'LL WIN FOR SURE!!! BUT, just to be safe, I'll use a Hyper Potion so I'll have enough health to take a hit, use Brave Bird, not die and be entered into the Hall of Fame... Hyper Potion GO! SHOOOOOOOP! (That's the health bar getting refilled, no need to worry). Full health now! Roserade uses Sludge Bomb. Whatever. I can take a hit! ....................................................................... NOPE. Staraptor dies. One hit. I lose. WHAT THE HECK!?!?!?!?!? RAWR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWR!!!!! WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY?!??!?!?!?!??!? I HAD THE TYPE ADVANTAGE! NO NEED TO USE REVIVES ON OTHER POKEMON WHEN I SHOULD WIN WITH RELATIVE EASE!

I look up why I lose after the battle in my heated frustration. Staraptor's Special Defense is ATROCIOUSLY low. Like in the 60s. Yikes. Roserade's Special Attack is off the charts, and it gets a STAB bonus for the attack. Fair enough. I should have used Aerial Ace when I had the chance. I lose. I cry.

I go back to train more. I shall battle again later. Today. Once my Pokemon are off the charts strong... And/or in the mid 50s so I'm not as woefully underleveled. I'm alright though. My team is good enough to win. AND I still havn't taught Luxray Disharge, Empoleon Hydro Pump, Garchomp Earthquake OR Dragon Rush, or Lucario Extremespeed. And I guess I could replace Staraptor's Aerial Ace with Fly if I wanted to... nah. I'll stick to a move that can't ever miss. SO yeah. Pretty good excuse to yell RAWR at 1 in the morning. Good day my fellow Pokemon is my Pot followers! I hope you never have to yell RAWR unless needed. If you do happen to yell such blasphemous things, post why in a comment below. Tally ho! (Sidenote: Tally ho? REALLY? Whatever)

So who else was totally thinking this?

Gotta say. I was one trusting little kid to go ahead and jump.

Starters

In my opinion here's how the starters rank (from worst to best)

Fire: Typhlosion, Emboar, Blaziken, Infernape, Charizard

Typhlosion is just horrible. Stats are good but no moveset at all. Best move set? Eruption, Flamethrower, Double Edge, and Rollout??? Emboar is simply a third attempt at the same freakin' move set, looks like an obese piglet and is just another sad excuse for a starter. Overdone. PLEASE, Pokemon, start a new combo!!! Blaziken has terrible defense and Infernape just has a better moveset. Sorry. Charizard kicks some serious @$$ with it's moveset and is immune to a big weakness, Ground due to its Flying duel type. Also can't go wrong with learning Dragon type moves, Hyper Beam, Giga Impact, Earthquake and very strong Fire type moves either... and he just looks awesome :P. Don't pick Typlosion unless you REALLY REALLY need a fire type. Choose Infernape over Blaziken and Emboar if possible and always always always go Charizard if you have the option.

Grass: Sceptile, Servine, Meganium, Venusaur, Torterra

This was a close one. Not that I think any of these are bad choices, I just think based on statistics and the second type is several situations gave Torterra and Venusaur advantages. I picked Servine and Sceptile as the worst because of not so impressive moveset. Sceptile is a bit worse because it has no defense whatsoever. Not gonna lie, Meganium's isn't much better. But, Meganium has the advantage based on defense alone. Venusaur's moveset is decent and it doesn't have as many weaknesses as Meganium and Sceptile do due to it's dual Poison type. Torterra is the clear winner because it's part Ground and can slay everything with Earthquake. Clear winner here. My only knock on Torterra is that it gets PWND by Ice types. Oh well. Grass types aren't good on them anyways. Unless they're part water also... Anyways, go with the ground type.

Water: Samurott, Feraligatr, Blastoise, Swampert, Empoleon (barely)

So I give the edge to Empoleon because it resists like EVERYTHING. With the exception of Fire and Grass and whatever can actually hurt it (hardly anything). Despite Feraligatr and Blastoise being much faster than my first and second place peeps, they lack a very solid moveset and both don't abuse their type advantage (low special attack). Swampert and Empoleon are much too effective defensively to not be picked for first and second. Swampert however came in second because of it's type split. Although the duel type is WONDERFUL, it splits the attack power in half (between special attack and regular attack power). Empoleon doesn't do that which makes it a very useful water type. My only knock on Empoleon is that it like never learns a Steel type move... that can hurt things. I mean really? Metal Claw??? If you gave it a TM then your'e cookin but still. All except Feraligatr and Samurott are solid choices. Blastoise's defense makes it good enough to be passable as a single type starter, but Feraligatr and Samurott aren't very impressive. Although the Gen 5 movesets are better, still not particularly wonderful.

Starters make me happy. They don't take a whole lot of training and are typically strong Pokemon overall. Dual types are preferibble to single typed (IMO). Still, I decided to rank them becuase I can. Agree to disagree or disagree to agree. These rankings are my opinions. Deal with it.

Cutest Pokémon from Generation One

So. Nick and I were discussing which of the most adorable Pokémon could be used in a take over. Oh... the things that come up in conversation. But! I have decided to post our favorites. Because they're so damn cute.

Sullivan's Choice: Vulpix.

Vulpix, #37, Generation One

Bulbapedia for Vulpix

I compiled an entire image gallery of the cutest of the cute!!

[v1] [v2] [v3] [v4] [v5] [v6] [v7] [v8] [v9] [v10]

So how is this not the absolute cutest Pokémon ever!

Nick's Choice: Cubone.

Cubone, #103, Generation One

Bulbapedia for Cubone

I suppose I can also compile cute pictures of Cubone. He is pretty sweet... In a sad sorta way. Because he lost his mom and all.

[c1] [c2] [c3] [c4] [c5]

I will proceed to list a few in no particular order:

#25 Pikachu (Duh!) [p1] [p2]

#58 Growlithe [g1]

#133 Eevee [e1]

#147 Dratini [d1]

And of course, there are many others. But I'd probably end up listing all 151 of the originals if I didn't limit myself!!

*None of these images are mine, but all can easily be found by a simple google search! Along with a lot of other beautiful ones!

Black&White

Recently, I bought Black and White. I enjoy the new graphics, but I regret to inform that I am a bit disappointed with the game.  I understand how hard it is to come up with new Pokemon and such, but... I feel like when you're releasing a new game, it should have some sort of "Wow" factor.  Then again, I haven't been playing for very long.

I like the two-best-friends thing. That addition actually makes me really happy.  I'll just have to wait and see where the games take Nick and I as we take late, late, late nights this summer to finish these games completely, absolutely, and thoroughly. :) It'll be a jolly good time.

Obnoxiously Slow Rolling Pokeballs

Well. It's been a while. Anyways, I hate pokeballs. They almost never catch legendaries for no reason. Ever! What's the difference between Timer Ball number 17 and Timer Ball number 24??? NONE. The absolute worst is however when it rolls 3 times, you think you have it, the game makes you think you have it and... POP. I'ma piss on ur face! You tried to stick me in a tiny living space. You trashy IRS person you. How dare you. How dare you. Pokeballs suck.

Nick

ps: pumped for summer when i actually have time to buy/play pokemon black and or white :D

:) Untoastification Process COMPLETE

Nick got untoastified. Yes. Thats a word. YES IT IS!!! Fool I will argue with you. I will. Don't judge me!!!!!!
So anyways... awkward. After my one person rant there wanna hear how I got untoastified? Well... I beat the Elite 4/5, Round 2! BOOM. Wanna know how? LUCK.

Will- hahahahahhahahah joke. but actually. can you say umbreon and like ampharos for 3 seconds? yes. victorious victory

Koga- annoying. his muk survived a kadabra psychic barely... then he annoyed the living crap out of my umbreon with toxic, minimize, SOME ATTACK THAT ESCAPES ME RIGHT NOW?!?!?!? and swagger. thank god for swagger. raised my attack power by like 4 and i finally hit with a last resort move called... last resort :P. hehehe im silly. victory nontheless

Bruno- annoying as crap. YES CRAP IS ANNOYING THANK YOU VERY MUCH. swept with pidgeot surprisingly until his machamp-o-death. seeeeeya opportunity to win. i weakened it until i could kill it with a psychic from kadabra :). cheap victory

Karen- surprisingly easy. except for umbreon which nearly swept me. oh goodness. i won with a critical hit signal beam with like 4 health. goodness me oh my.

Lance- HARDER THAN THE HARDEST THING YOU CAN THINK OF EXCEPT FOR MAYBE DIAMONDS (yes the rock. yes that was VERY off topic) AND OR RED THE TRAINER BECAUSE THEY CANNOT BE BEATEN. my goodness. who starts with a level 72 SALAMANCE?????? Lance does. The ONLY reason I won was because I quick clawed it with an ice fang and it critical hit him. HAHAHAHAH. sucks for YOU! everything else was fairly doable except for the dragonites-o-dooom. not doom. dooom. dooom has 3 os in it and therefore is CLEARLY better. and scarier. BAH! scared you didnt i. no!? well then... awkward. so anywhos the dragonites gave me a run for my money... literally. i used like 4 revives at least. then i won because he got the unluckiest string of "im paralyzed for 4 turns in a row then i missed with hyper beam". VICTORIOUS NICK!!!

oh! then professor elm comes out and is like "well done. time to beat ME!!!!!!!" 3 pokemon, all starters fully evolved, level 80. harder than crap... hahaha just kidding. i would have literally puked, turned off the game, turned it back on to find elm proceed to slap him repeatedly and yell and cry. then no longer play heartgold. except NOT. aaah. im really tired right now. i just got over sickness so im DEMENTED. no medicine though... anyways, i beat the elite 4/5 (already told you that rant) and gained several level ups in the process. now proceeding to beating them again with hopefully less trouble until i can easily beat them and maybe someday be able to compete with red and or defeat him... ill post something soon about how i need a makeover pokemon style to do this :) hint. it involves the worlds weirdest safari zone ever

Nick

PS: you like how i started off gramatically correct then proceded to say "NOPE" to grammar? yes. yes you did.

PS 2: i like how i ended this post with something for yall to look forward too

PS 3: did i just compliment myself? yes

PS 4: i just used "yall" in a sentence... victory

PS 5: super potions rock socks hardcore